Swings, MUGAs and Women = Girls (duh)

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I don’t know if you already know this, however women finally change into ladies!!

And, whereas analysis exhibits that there’s an apparent and notable bodily transformation when females morph – in my first hand expertise, their brains keep fully intact.

(It is just after they begin to change into crones* that I’m wondering what heck occurs!)- I imply, The place is my rattling telephone? (for the one thousandth time right this moment!). 🤔


There may be a corporation in Northern England that’s doing a little nice analysis on tips on how to make public gardens and out of doors areas extra pleasant to teenage women.

Their analysis has proven that women don’t like MUGAs.

In panorama phrases, it is a MUGA: (Multi-Use Video games Space)

(apparently MUGA’s are additionally some type of Most cancers scanning instrument – which sounds equally frightful)

If women within the examine don’t like MUGAs, then by the transitive property,** we are able to deduce that that ladies don’t like MUGA’s both.

However one thing attention-grabbing occurred through the analysis (which concerned exhibiting women photos of all types of out of doors areas).

This image above acquired a unique response. Are you able to guess what it’s?

In case you are a lady, I guess you already know.

These are the ideas that handed although my mind in speedy succession after I noticed this picture:

  • “What sort of little one molester is lurking within the creepy white van?!?”
  • “Mother’s don’t drive pychopath automobiles.”
  • “No emblem = No go” ***
  • “CODE RED!! ALERT! ALERT! ALERT!”
  • “Oh, I’m alleged to be contemplating the MUGA? I’m sorry, I acquired distracted. However yeah, the MUGA is meh, I don’t need to hold on the market. Not even after I was a really sporty 15 12 months previous.”
  • “Can somebody get me a cup of tea? I must settle down.”

-My Rational Grownup Lady Mind

The teenage women additionally acquired sidetracked by the unnerving van parked the place it shouldn’t be. I belief the analysis crew realized an sudden lesson about what makes inviting locations for girls.


Guess what elicited the other impact of a MUGA?

Grownup sized swings.

Women/Girls like swings. Particularly ones that really feel protected.

This tracks:

There was a tree swing outdoors the home I lived in, in faculty – it was a typical/favored place to have the most effective most impactful, life-changing, conversations (break-ups, proposals, diploma program adjustments, early profession selections, and many others. and many others).

A mega-swing in Moscow’s, Gorky park is the recipient of a many design awards. I think it wasn’t only for the cool lighting it integrated.

Take into account an empty swing within the landscaped distance – it’s a complete story (and focus) in single look.


Swings don’t should appear to be one thing from the playground. Listed here are a few of my favourite concepts for putting a swing your individual backyard.

Clockwise from high left: 1) Pure and fairly swings could be created between two timber. Significantly better for my part than having to assemble a function constructed body after which make it not appear to be it was simply plopped down within the backyard. 2) Swing frames are an important vertical construction to develop vines like wisteria. 3) A swinging backyard bench in Chicago designed by Hoerr Schaudt. 4) No place to hold a swing, how about a swing chair? by Joe Parr Design. 5) Restricted on house? I believe this could be good for a snicket**** (from Pragma-trading) 6) Trendy ladies would possibly like their swing to double as sculpture. 7) Peg and Axe preserve it conventional and easy with their handmade olde customary picket tree swings. 8) Macrame swing. 9) Fermob’s 1900 hanging chair is available in many fairly colours, however I’m a fan of ‘cactus’. 10) Not pictured – porch swings and swings as an alternative of benches are two different methods of simply including a swing to your life.


“An deserted zipline construction was situated atop a hill within the small Spanish village of Librán. A want to revitalize the area has begun taking type in numerous methods, one among which was the commissioning of a big public swing to each overlook the city and function a brand new regional icon.” 

I believe it would truly be a boy on this swing in Spain. Not that it issues – all individuals like swings. However it’s particularly value mentioning that boys typically actually prefer to be the place women prefer to be (in case you haven’t seen). So swings are common, and are nice backyard options (Plus, they’re downright reasonably priced and means prettier than a yard MUGA).


Please, all the time be at liberty to design for utterly for your self, and if you’re engaged on gardens the general public sector – don’t neglect to design for girls – we deserve a break from all the time doing the work of watching out for each sketchy white van.

Till subsequent week!

P.S. I believed this was an important and useful sketch for not overcomplicating a technique to hold a rope swing from a tree department or an overhead bar. (From Peg and Axe)

P.P.S. Matt and I are progressing with our Actually, A Rabbit Gap podcast and our new programs (so excited!). In case you’ve been questioning the place that hyperlink went to use to be on the present and ask your individual three questions – right here it’s once more. (everybody that has utilized to date has requested unbelievable questions! We will’t wait to have you ever all be a part of us!)

* The english language could be so disappointing. I actually can’t discover a extra flattering single phrase for older lady. 🙄

** If women brains = ladies’s brains; Women don’t like MUGAs → Girls Don’t like MUGAs.

*** A enterprise emblem on the van would solely barely diffuse the state of affairs. Everyone knows that Ted Bundy pretended to be a police officer; it isn’t a stretch to assume one among his groupies would possibly faux to be a plumber.

**** As I dove down the rabbit gap of swings, I found a significantly better phrase for ‘aspect yard’. The place aspect yards are afterthoughts, dumping grounds, and customarily the final place we have a tendency to show our design eye – snickets are one thing else. A snicket (outlined as a passageway between partitions or fences) is magical. Can all of us please conform to make a right away lingual swap?

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